fapnapkin: liking someone who probably doesn’t like you back ヽ(；▽；)ノ liking someone whose obviously too good for you ヽ(；▽；)ノ liking someone and feeling like nothing but an annoying piece of shit to them ヽ(；▽；)ノ liking someone ヽ(；▽；)ノ
jimpovolo: kenway: during spanish class today we were writing sentences and stuff and this guy tried to write “i have eaten the grass” but he mixed up the word for grass (césped) with another word (huésped) he ended up writing “i have eaten the guests”
foodtrucker: I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
beanarie: did you ever stop what you were doing and smile and feel all warm inside because moriarty
broadway-is-my-home: jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again. are you satan
catssmokeweed: do u ever feel like no one actually wants to talk to you or even likes you
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
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actthenpens: Mum: What is metrosexuality? Me: Um… Season One of Torchwood.
You're a cold heart, girl.: That new costume →
shinykari: worldsoldestlivingfangirl: shinykari: mckelvie: If you’ve read issue 5 of Young Avengers, you’ll know someone gets a new costume. I thought you might like to see the original design sketch and my thoughts that went into the design. Below the cut for minor… billy….
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
redbeautyftw: coagulates: *thinks about kissin you 300% of the time* :D
What Are Friends For? (1/2)
redbeautyftw: Pairing: Ruby and Belle (Red Beauty) Rating: T Feedback: Of course.. Please :) Summary: I got this from the “Imagine Your OTP” tag Imagine Person A of your OTP coming to Person B for help; another person has been hassling and annoying Person A to date them, and Person A wants Person B to be their boy/girlfriend in appearance to stave off the annoying person. Then they end up...